Me: We need to make a contingency plan--what are we going to do if a zombie apocalypse takes place?
Nils: (looks confused but wisely keeps silent)
Me: I mean, what if it happens during the day--you're out, I'm out and our little girl is in the kindergarten. What do we do then? We should plan to meet somewhere.
Nils: I already have a plan.
Me: Yeah? What?
Nils: I'm going to live like a werewolf. A beast in the forest.
Me: Don't be silly. Werewolves aren't REAL.
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