Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Assumptions

A turkish friend once pointed to the men's restroom and said something to me in German and I assumed I understood what she meant so I nodded, said yes, walked away, took a few steps, saw something in my peripheral vision (which was an amazing feat considering I usually don't have any), turned, and saw too late that she had entered the room.  I stood there frozen in horror and thought in all caps as only nervous thoughts do:  OHNOWHATONEARTHHAVEIDONEWHATIDONOW?!

So.  Assumptions.  They ain't never good.

I assumed "lesen" meant what it sounded like.  WRONG.
I assumed "unsympathisch"  meant what it sounded like.  GRRRRANGGG.
Just imagine the kind of trouble I got myself into when I assumed I knew what "bloed" meant.  Good thing I didn't.  Learned my lesson.


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