Schokolade

I was 6 when I was told to color ONLY in one direction.  Even then I knew the teacher had gone bonkers.  Seriously?  In ONE direction?  I never followed that instruction.  EVERYONE knows that's IMPOSSIBLE.  There are things in this world that are just not meant to be, like me coloring in one direction, or me turning into an athlete [I'd put myself to that task once, convincing Jikah to let me join the Volleyball team and I discovered one thing:  Alaxan doesn't do what Pacquiao says it does.  Damn right he's lying.  I think he's in it for the money], or me becoming a Theoretical Astrophysicist.


I'd been wondering [this is for you, Dane, vampire lover], if vampires eat/drink/suck they should also defecate/pee, right?  If not, where'd all the fluid go?  Wouldn't they get too much IRON in their system?  Is that why they are so MAGNETIC?  [Ahaha I had to congratulate myself on that one].  Seriously, though--that would put all of them under the mercy of Magneto.  I always thought he was way cooler than Charles Xavier, being the byronic hero and all.  I think we are all partial to byronic heroes.  I wonder why that is?